I was sitting at my desk today eating some pretzels, when it occured to me that my mouth was exceedingly dry. I reached for my cup that was filled with pink lemonade. I put the straw to my mouth and took a large sip.
I gagged as I realized that there were two cups on my desk. One with my ice cold pink lemonade, and the other with something I can only describe as foot fungus in liquid form. As I went into convulsions, I looked around to try to get a grasp on what just happened.
It then all came back to me. One of my co-workers had come to my desk to ask a question and had left their 'health' drink at my desk. With it being the same cup type, I had no idea that I was about to injest his liquid foot fungus....
This brings me to my two points of the day...
1 - Eating foot fungus is not healthy.
2 - 'A cup full of foot fungus' sounds like a great name for a band.
Pogey, I don't like the new font. Too hard to read, my man.
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