An interesting thing happened on the way to work this morning. As I was driving, I came across a rather shiny red Corvette that was pulled over on the side of the street. In the brief few seconds I had to observe, I noted a few rather interesting things.
1 - The Corvette was brand spanking new. This was easy to spot as the new owner license sticker was still there in place of the actual license plate.
2 - There was a man who, obviously in the throws of a spectacular midlife crisis, was standing in too-short-to-be-legal shorts, white socks, sandals, and a curiously bold Hawaiian shirt.
3 - The man was holding a phone. Not a sleek phone to match his Corvette mind you, but a substantially hefty flip phone.
This brings me to today's initial question with an even more intriguing follow up. Seeing that there are two schools, old and new, from which school are you? Is it possible to be from both schools and not look/act/feel like an idiot?
For this man, I think he is the captain of the Old School rowing team. The problem for him is that while he is very good at rowing, and the quite popular at the Old School, he only has eyes for the New School. You see, his son goes to the New School where they have something called 'moto...cross' and 'rap...music'. Even more intriguing is something called MT...... V and uh.... X... Games.
So Mr. Rowing Captain decides to come up to the New School for a visit and puts in his papers for a transfer. Rowing doesn't exist at the New School and he isn't quite sure how oars fit in with Motocross. Should he discard the oars? Heck no. Those oars look mighty fine as wings on his dirt bike.
Mr. Rowing Captain then changes his name to Mr. Cool Oar Guy and buys a new shiny dirt bike that he refuses to drive anywhere and gives his comb over a faux hawk.
So, to answer the question, no you cannot be from both schools, and yes you look and act stupid when you try. The problem is that it feels soooooo good....