The world will end on January 1 in the year two-thousand and thirty. I have it on good authority that all the computers in the world will blow up which will cause a chain reaction that will split the Earth into two equal halves. After a billion years, the two halves will round out and create sister Earths. One Earth will be perpetually dark and peopled with scientifically advanced 6 foot cockroaches. The other Earth will be filled with the shoe people. There will be wars fought where the shoe people mercilessly smash the six foot cockroaches.
Trust me, I am in the KNOW...
Trust me, I am in the KNOW...
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