Anyone out there recall the song by Alanis Morissette called Ironic? If yes, then this will make sense. If not, I will spare you the YouTube video of me lip syncing.... this time...
Anyway, the lyrics point out a few ironic situations and puts them to music. Wow, at the next Alanis Morissette concert she should be introduced like that.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to a concert where Alanis Morissette puts ironic lyrics to music."
Riveting entertainment for sure. Anyway, she mentions how irony is like raaaaaaaaaeeaaaiiiinnnn on your wedding day, a free riiiiieeeeiiiide when you've already paid. It's good adviiiiiice that you just can't take, and who would of thought? It figgers.
This is a perfect way to bring up the following news story. So apparently a man in Vermont who worked in the honey business spent three weeks in the hospital due to anaphalactic shock and extreme honey allergy.
It's like being a honnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy worker when you are alllllllllllleeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrgggggiiiiiiicccccccccccc....
It figgers...
Anyway, the lyrics point out a few ironic situations and puts them to music. Wow, at the next Alanis Morissette concert she should be introduced like that.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to a concert where Alanis Morissette puts ironic lyrics to music."
Riveting entertainment for sure. Anyway, she mentions how irony is like raaaaaaaaaeeaaaiiiinnnn on your wedding day, a free riiiiieeeeiiiide when you've already paid. It's good adviiiiiice that you just can't take, and who would of thought? It figgers.
This is a perfect way to bring up the following news story. So apparently a man in Vermont who worked in the honey business spent three weeks in the hospital due to anaphalactic shock and extreme honey allergy.
It's like being a honnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy worker when you are alllllllllllleeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrgggggiiiiiiicccccccccccc....
It figgers...
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