Happy News Story #1
Did anyone see the Lakers lose to the Hornets? I can say that the guys in yellow from the place with no lakes losing in the playoffs is a grand thing. It's so grand that I thought of a haiku...
The Lakers lose big
making the world seem more sweet
Like thwarting evil
Go Hornets!!
Happy News Story #2
Charlie Sheen tried to win custody of his kids from his ex-wife on the grounds that she is a drug addicted sociopath. Right... isn't that like Kate Goselin saying Carol Brady couldn't be a good mom because she had too many kids?
If I were the judge I would have both of them stripped of their parenting rights. That said, at least Charlie Sheen didn't win full custody. No child would ever survive that.
Happy News Story #3
Scooby Doo and Shaggie save the day and the bad guy would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for those meddling kids.
Happy News Story #4
Ok, so this isn't really news, but I just realized I have been sitting in the same place for about two hours straight and my butt feels funny. Funny = happy... right?
Did anyone see the Lakers lose to the Hornets? I can say that the guys in yellow from the place with no lakes losing in the playoffs is a grand thing. It's so grand that I thought of a haiku...
The Lakers lose big
making the world seem more sweet
Like thwarting evil
Go Hornets!!
Happy News Story #2
Charlie Sheen tried to win custody of his kids from his ex-wife on the grounds that she is a drug addicted sociopath. Right... isn't that like Kate Goselin saying Carol Brady couldn't be a good mom because she had too many kids?
If I were the judge I would have both of them stripped of their parenting rights. That said, at least Charlie Sheen didn't win full custody. No child would ever survive that.
Happy News Story #3
Scooby Doo and Shaggie save the day and the bad guy would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for those meddling kids.
Happy News Story #4
Ok, so this isn't really news, but I just realized I have been sitting in the same place for about two hours straight and my butt feels funny. Funny = happy... right?
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